So this one time, I dated a lumberjack. No no, not like a hipster lumbersexual, I dated a real lumberjack. I’m speaking in the past tense because right now he is quite literally living out of his car in the woods somewhere between Baja and Montana, like one of those made for TV movies. His hour-long special would be something in between Into the Wild and a Lifetime Original movie. Jason Preistley would play him on TV. Lumberjack and I met online, naturally (not naturally online). He had a charming profile photo of a rugged looking New York man wearing plaid – and who can resist a man in plaid? His pictures told the story of a DJ, who loved the mountains, babies, AND…