http://www.uniformdating.com/doctor.htm So, I’ve been having an affair. Well, to be honest, I’m having more than one. You see – I’ve been cheating on my general practitioner for about five years now. I know that cheaters always say this, but none of this was premeditated. It was an accidental mistake. Is that redundant? I don’t care. It was. I accidentally started seeing two doctors, and now I’m seeing eleven. The problem was that once I started, I couldn’t stop. It was a doctoral addiction to healing my undiagnosed ailments. And when I became bored with western medical practitioners, I began trying alternative ones on for size. I was open to anything: naturopaths, qi gong specialists, new age chiropractors, shamans, Australian gurus, hugging gurus, fairies, wizards,…