My most recent “relationship” ended with a whale emoticon. Yes. An emoticon. Of a whale. His name was Bali Boy and he didn’t believe in gender stereotypes, which also meant he was probably a feminist, definitely a liberal, and certainly listened to enlightening podcasts. So what I am trying to say (as sarcastically as I possibly can in writing) is that, Bali Boy was soooooo connected. I mean, his third eye was like totally open.                                            http://genius.com/1807190/Sly-thoughts-beef-rap/Third-eye-wide-giving-me-a-6th-sense Now, those of you out there that know me might be thinking that this meditating liberal, Buddhist psychiatrist, surfing, yogi, would be my perfect match. That we…