http://www.foodclipart.com/_pages/0511-0801-3016-4121.html Yup. I was a fat kid. Plain and simple fat. Between the ages of eight and twelve I don’t think I brushed my hair once and I refused to wear any pants that didn’t have an elastic waist. Which meant I owned sweatpants in every color. Oh, and umbros. I owned a lot of umbros too. And I would wear my sweatpants with t-shirts, namely oversized Green Day t-shirts with the word “Dookie” written across it. “Dookie” was the name of their album, but regardless, it was the last word I needed emblazoned across my t-shirt when I was a twelve-year old fat kid, with boobies when I wasn’t supposed to have boobies. So let’s face it, I wasn’t a fashonista back then.…